Monthly Archives for February 2012
Coming to Grips
I had a lady from Rome escorts come into our animal clinic today with a small Pomeranian puppy. She had brought the dog in because it had been doing nothing but sleeping for days on end and barely got up … Continue reading
An Early Night
My brother set me up on a date with this chick from the London escort agency last night. I was a little humilated that I couldn’t find a date on my own, but it was definetely worth the embarrasment. We … Continue reading
The Lay Off
I still can’t believe that I got laid of last week! I have worked at that company for over ten years and now they give me the boot. I have laid my life down for my boss and given him … Continue reading